KKK and Socialists share ambulance ride in Florida

Earlier today 2 different drinking games involving two very different groups led to 4 men being rushed to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning.  According to an investigation by police, KKK members were taking a shot every time they heard a politician use a dog whistle.  Certain key words are worth 2 shots.  According to an anonymous official with EMS, the 4 shots that were ingested during the DeSantis interview on Fox were what pushed the men over the limit.  The other 2 men on the ambulance were at a watch party across the street and were taking shots every time they heard a republican state a provable and objective lie.  The same EMS source tells The Florida Herald that these men reported things started to go south fast once they added Right wing and POTUS tweets to the game. All 4 have recovered and  have been released.  They declined comment when asked if they have become friends since the ordeal but according to the pizza guy, 2 large pizzas were delivered to one home with all 4 inside.  Friends and neighbors forever.

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Trump Scores….story False

This article has been removed due to some people taking it seriously and not realizing that this is a fake news site connected to a Twitter account that shares this fake news.  We make no attempt to hide the fact that this site is fake but with people quickly clicking through stories, this one was too life like.  The editors meant to go fishing and see who would bite but did not realize how easy it is to spread completely made up news.

 

Trump Names Choice for Supreme Court-Judge Gonzalo Curiel.

In a move that has left many in shock, President-elect Trump has named Judge Gonzalo Curiel as his nominee for the Supreme Court.

This is the judge that Trump had wanted removed from the Trump University fraud case.  Trump had believed that the judge’s rulings were unfair and must be due to him being of Mexican heritage.

President-elect Trump wanted to make up for the “misunderstanding”.

 

Twitter Makes Huge Post Election Announcement-Edit Button

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After years of many followers requesting an edit button, Twitter sends signals that there may be one in the future.

President-elect Trump’s staff has requested that he be allowed to edit his Tweets.  Twitter is rolling out a beta test for the President-elect.  Depending on how the trial works, Twitter may roll it out for all users.

 

KKK in Shock-members used for their vote, not their ideology.

KKK to Hold support meetings in multiple sites around the country.

Apparently members of the KKK have realized that they were used for their vote.  They had been under the impression the United States of America would now welcome them with open arms and would adopt their message of white power.  Klansmen were under the belief  that their mission of power and control in the United States had finally been realized.

Their disappointment was palpable as members speaking out against this “unjust” turn had tears in their eyes.  With Americans becoming polarized against their message of racism, they are turning to each other for consolation as they again must find their ways back to the shadows of society.